⚠️ Adult Humor: This candle features bold, humorous language and is intended for mature audiences.

Bring laughter, personality, and a delightful aroma to your space with our funny, bold, and sarcastic Wicked Wit candles. Wicked Wit candles are just the right amount of unhinged and are made for people who appreciate humor with their ambiance. Hand-poured in small batches, these candles combine premium fragrance blends with a healthy dose of attitude. Whether you’re a hot mess, an animal lover, can’t live without your coffee, or embracing your inner mermaid, we’ve got a candle for your vibe. Choose from our irresistible custom blended scents to match your mood or personality.

Whether you’re gifting one or keeping it for yourself, Wicked Wit candles are designed to make people laugh first… and relax second.

Choose your favorite scent from the fragrance menu and let the candle do the talking.

The Wicked Wit Candle comes in two options: 9 oz glass jar with a plastic lid or 14 oz clear glass jar with a bamboo lid and you can select from a variety of scent options from our fragrance menu. Detailed scent notes can be found on our Fragrance Guide page.

Choose from cotton or wooden wick.

Please note: If you have fragrance sensitivities or allergies, feel free to message before ordering so we can ensure a safe scent choice.

ăNĭMăL LŏVĕR - If I’m being honest, I like animals more than I like humans. I’ll pet every dog, rescue every cat, and if you mess with my furry friends, you’ll see a whole new level of fierce. Fluff, fur, and feathers – yeah, that’s my kind of crew.

CŏFFēē - Fun fact: Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. And guess what? I don’t give eeffoc about anything until I’ve had my coffee. You should probably tread lightly until my cup is at least half empty!

CŏFFēē ‘TĭL WīNE:30 - Coffee gives me the coping skills I need until it’s wine:30.

DăMN SHāME - UNFORTUNATE EMBARRASSING DISAPPOINTMENT; SERIOUSLY SHITTY SHAMEFUL SITUATION.

FŭCK ăLL - Fǝk’ ôl/ ; Given up; fresh out of fucks; zero shits; couldn’t care less, so fuck it!

GLăMBĭTCHŭS - Serving fierce looks with a side of sass and strutting like the streets are your runway. It’s the art of being fabulous with an attitude as shiny as a diamond because when you look this good, you just can’t help dishing out just the right amount of bitchiness. 

HŏT MĕSS - Sexy disaster; attractive but insane; spectacularly disorganized; beautifully scatters; train wreck.

MĕRMāID LīFE - Girl! Get your fins to the beach, own that mermaid confidence and don’t let anyone anchor you down. Make waves, ride the tide and let your inner siren shine. Be shore of yourself, come out of your shell and embrace the salty vibes. Go sip your potion and act like the queen of the ocean that you are. 

MŭRDŭRēSTă - Comfy pants, wine, and true crime.

My MŏTHĕR - I’m stubborn, but my freaking awesome mom loves me and that’s enough. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says and thinks more than she speaks and notices more than you realize. She loves me so much & if you mess with me, the beast in her will awaken & they will never find your body.